Who wants to become a millionaire? After Gameboy Color came out I remember running over to my best friend’s house to drool over hers. We took turns playing her Pokémon Blue and winning big money at Team Rocket’s casino. It took the two of us an entire week to collect enough coins in the casino to buy a Dratini.
If you have zero clue what in the heck I’m talking about, you might be too old for this post.
We perfected our casino strategy by each taking turns while the other one rested. When one of us started getting tired or “running out of luck,” we had the other one take over. We exit out of the slot machine screen then re-enter another slot machine to play. The Pokémon casino game was rigged so the algorithms for winning differed from slot to slot. When we finally landed on a high winning algorithm slot machine, we memorized the placements of each rhythm using muscle memory and bam, coins!
We spent 3 coins per spin. We made 5 to 15 coins every winning spin.
It took a week of straight up hustling to get to 9,999 coins.
If you know the awesomeness that is all the evolutionary forms of Dratini then you will understand why two baby millennials spent an entire week after school perfecting their gambling
And you should definitely read the awesomeness that is the real secrets of how any millennial can someday harvest their own $1 million
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
The average millennial (those of us over 18 and under 35) made just slightly above $35,000 according to data released in 2015 1. Recently reported, about 70% of young adults are financially illiterate meaning they couldn’t answer 3 basic multiple choice questions about personal finance 2.
No judgement here, I remember those college days. More importantly, I needed to know if the boy I liked – liked me back. All brain cells were depleted on that. Before I was married to hubby, I thought I was going to be Mrs. Tang, Micheletti, or Ng.
I was never in heavy debt or anything. You don’t need to know all the complexities of money in order to be financially well off. Saving money is really easy if all wits are kept on your persons.
Majority of the hacks below are common sense.
And if you come out a bit in debt, that’s OK too. I graduated with $20,000 in student debt and I killed that sucker in 8 months. There’s so much time here for millennials to fix any money mistake. So much time.
“Life is a game of seconds.”
When I was little, my mommy said that to me a lot. I never really fully understood that line until I grew older.
The average life expectancy for a typical American is about 78 years.
We spend a good 18 of those 78 years goofing around at our parent’s house, 2 of those years pooping ourselves. The rest of the 60 years on this planet is half youthful blunder, half work fatigue and diapers. More and more millennials are also pursuing post-graduate education which pulls the average school exit age to the oldest it has ever been in U.S. history.
CAN YOU SPARE A 30?
I was inspired to write this post by Mustard Seed Money who wrote a breakdown of how much it would take for someone to save $1,000,000.
I went with 30 years because that is the comfortable lower end of an American’s time in the workforce from when we first start working. 30 years is also the term of most mortgages as well and we all know a huge percentage of American’s net worth is tied into the equity of their home.
Here’s another graph I napped off the ever brilliant, Mr. Mustard Seed Money:
BAD NEWS FIRST
If you look at the graph at 30 years (the last row), $8,827 a year or $735.62 every month is what you need to save and invest to become a millionaire. Depending on the situation, this is either easy, ambitious or a hilarious joke that’s not even realistic.
I got some more bad news.
The graph doesn’t take inflation into account and in 30 years that cold $1,000,000 would only be worth $411,986 in today’s dollars.
Not even half a million worth.
Oh no, I’m not getting the bum rush. I want the real deal!
After adjusting for 3% inflation the real number to save is actually slightly over $25,000 a year. That’s $2,210 a month that you would have to keep saving and investing that amount every month, every year, for 30 years.
It’s kind of depressing huh?
More bad news:
*Did you know 1 out of 2 Americans make less than $30,000 a year?
*Did you know that according to a recent 2016 poll, only 4% of Americans are considered millionaires?
Calm down, calm down, breathe. I have some good news too. This 1,000,000 game? It has hacks too.
Barred from an auspicious succession of rotten luck and a lifetime of misfortunes that are statistically not likely – when I mean any millennials who wants to become a millionaire can become one, I mean it.
It’s totally doable, there’s lots of wiggle room to be had even though it sounds impossible.
If you want a real $1,000,000 dollars in 30 years for that cruise or that security or just to rub in the face of the simpleton from middle school who teased you, this is what you have to do:
Hack #001: Maxing out retirement
You know it’s a big deal when both big government and employers alike gives hefty incentives for you to save and contribute. The hefty reward can comes at about $18,000+ a year even if the employer doesn’t match.
The goal is $25,000 a year right? I just took care of more than 2/3 of the goal right there! There’s only $7,000 more left to save after locking in that $18,000.
If the employer does not offer a 401K plan then go to any large bank (like Bank of America) or even better: head over to Vanguard and open up an IRA with them. The IRA contribution is only $5,500 a year but if you’re self-employed as well then you can open up a Solo 401K too while you’re there. More details on which Vanguard funds to pick in hack #009 below.
Hack #002: Lower housing cost
When targeting your expenses, there’s an order that you can go. Mr. Apathy Ends addresses this in more detail. Bottom up cost cutting is skipping that occasional latte to save $50 a month whereas top down is accepting a roommate to split the rent in order to save $500 a month.
I use to be a strong proponent for bottom up cost cutting but I’m starting to jump ship towards the the top down cost cutting boat. I’m not saying bottom up is useless, it’s not, but top down can be a lot more powerful.
Housing costs can be astronomical depending on your region and place so if you are able to trim the rent, it’s certainly a rewarding way to save.
Possible reward: $100-$1,000 per month.
Wow, that was easy – if you could lower your housing cost to save $7,000 a year and max out your 401K then you’re pretty much set, future millionaire!
Hack #003: Lower auto cost
Everyone knows and mentions the Big 3:
*Cutting unnecessary expenses like cable. (Didn’t have one, not a billionaire. 🤑)
*Keeping a budget. (Dude, already know I’m broke. 😝)
*Side hustling for extra money. (Yay…$40 richer and 2 hours of sleep poorer! 😩)
No one mentions going car-free. Do you know how much that saves?
It shouldn’t be a big surprise I’m not a huge proponent for car ownership. If the location is competitive, it’s probably competitive because of the available urban amenities. If lowering housing cost is not possible, then killing off the car might be a better alternative.
Jared and I use car sharing programs like Car2Go and ReachNow that are readily available nearby. We live in a large city (Seattle) but we live in the rural outskirts of Seattle by choice because there are more trees and fewer people here.
We still make going car free work.
Jared and I pick up a car sometimes, do our errands and drop the car off anywhere we want to.
Last weekend, we rented a car for 1 hour for a little less than $19. This included the car rental itself, the gas, the insurance and the tax and fees too.
If we did all of our errands via the car share program then we would need it 2-3x a week which comes out to be $80.
If we took the car out every week for 2-3x times a week for the entire month, the total then comes to $320.
CNN reports that the US average monthly gasoline amount is $368 3. $320 is less than the monthly gas consumption of an average American family with a car.
Just the gas!
We don’t have to worry about maintenance and insurance either.
I don’t want to go Money Mustachian over everybody but you know the guy’s absolutely right, right? That’s how I found MMM actually. A few years ago, I was trying to win a fight with my friend’s boyfriend who was a deadbeat but refused to give up his car. I needed someone to spit math at him faster than I could do it inside a Starbucks politely.
The car free math is so beautiful.
Is it always easy dealing with the bus on a late evening during a rainstorm? Nope.
But it makes me feel like a little pioneer!
It makes me feel like I am fighting for frugality and that makes it more rewarding for me when the dollars come pouring through.
Hack #004: Defined career Goals
I think the biggest elephant in the room for a lot of millennial is simply the summary of total wage.
We’re not doing that good and it’s probably not completely our fault. For the underemployed millennials, college was more often an expensive waste of time than not. That was my mopey consensus for the first few years after my graduation.
But when you’re young, everything seems more exacerbated. It’s unlikely that wages will be stagnant if the intent to improve is there. It’s unlikely that we would continue to be in the same situation 3, 5, or 10 years down the road.
If you hate what you do for a living, find what you love to do on the side and go from there.
A celebratory jig is always deserved when a side hustle blossoms into something bigger and more rewarding.
Like talking to people?
I knew this guy from my driver’s ed class. He’s a little too nice, kind of chubby, at least 3 years older than me. After a series of addictions, he hit rock bottom but didn’t want to leave the country as a failure. He started going to credit counseling classes to get the help he needed. Fast forward a few years later, he is now working as a trained credit counselor. The fact that he was bilingual made him very employable. He loves talking to people and his passion to help others gave him a great rapport in the community
If you like writing start looking at side hustles that exercise your writing skills.
“There’s nothing near me”
Can we drop this mindset? It’s never, ever that easy. There’s definitely not going to be any nearby statistically speaking. The world is a messy, extemporaneous place. I went through an entire bucket list of side hustles before I settled on this blogging thing.
There are flippers out there who make a killing off flipping items. They spend $30 at a thrift store and flip it for $60. Minus the shipping and fees, that’s a cold hard $20 in the pocket. Plus there’s no limit to how much you can sell.
Hack #005: Tolerance for failure and risk
Have you ever seen your net worth or debt progress drop? Not fun.
I stink at this hack. I was so bad at accepting failure and taking risks, I stayed in a doomed relationship with Mr. Executive because either of us could accept failure.
This is the same application with finance. I still have trouble with this – and it’s OK. I have to pull back and rethink my failures as lessons.
“You taste the bitterness first, and you will gain the sweetness for the rest of your life.” (Chinese proverb stolen from Ms. FAF’s hubby.)
Hack #006: Have a Growth mindset
I touched on this in hack #004. A lot of our personal limitation is self-imposed. It sounds so corny but it’s true!
I am the best convert for obtaining my growth mindset from my fixed mindset.
Do you know what Lily was as a teenager?
The goth kid.
That makes me the best person to have this conversation with.
A conversation with Lily X:
X: “You’re your own biggest enemy. If you keep pushing for something and beli…”
X: “🙄 FINE. You want to know what I really think? You’re a LOSER and you will continue to be a LOSER. The only way you can stop BEING a loser is if you actually tried to improve – but you’re not going to do that because you’re a LOSER.”
X: “Oh boo-hoo look at your stupid face, now you’re looking for pity. A loser wants pity, what else is new.”
Lily: “I’m not a loser X!!!”
X: “HA. Prove it, what can you do that doesn’t make you a loser. I’ll eat my sock if you actually achieve something.”
Lily: “Yeah OK fine, I’ll make you eat my socks someday.”
It’s possible to hate yourself so much that you eventually begin to get so sick of yourself that you have no choice but to start improving. It’s usually when you hit rock bottom and even you’re sick of you.
I’m not sure which Lily needs to eat the sock…
Hack #007: Create multiple income streams
When I was a college sophomore I used to browse Reddit, in lecture hall of course, where all responsible Redditing should occur. I read this crazy headline in /r/TIL saying the average millionaire has 7 streams of income.
Young Lily didn’t even click on that headline because young Lily thought that had to be click bait.
I was like – wow millionaires must never sleep because they have to work 7 jobs…I was so naïve, it’s like…embarrassing now.
Multiple streams of income can be anything from rent, dividends, selling t-shirts online, regular 9 to 5 etc.
If you make under $30,000, first on the to-do list is increasing income. There’s not much fat to trim hovering around minimum wage.
Hack #008: Marry once And Marry wisely
We may not be able to choose who we fall in love with but there are safeguards to mitigate some risks. Finding Mr/Mrs. Right is tough. People can change and life throws curve balls. If one party has enough assets and the other party has had a long history of debt, the practical advice is prenuptial legal agreement. I’m not a romantic so it sounds like I’m talking about protection against sexually transmitted disease but it’s still good advice 🙂
Hack #009: Invest in low-cost index funds
The biggest secret to wealth is investing it wisely. I don’t care how hardcore of a saver you are, that’s only half the battle. What else is going to fight inflation and take advantage of the great benefit of compounding?
Investing is not hard, there’s only 3 tickers you need to know (assuming your age and risk tolerance is like ours):
VTSMX, VGTSX and VBMFX. Mama Fish has the skinny on these magical creatures.
In addition (this is not investment advice for you – I’m just sharing), what me and Jared does is diversify with high yield and REITs. We only put the high yield and international REITs into our Roth IRAs.
Hack #010: Live within your means
Track the expenses of your life with diligence and strategic planning. Learning to budget is not something that comes naturally to anyone. I don’t know why it’s not as highly valued as learning other things – if there’s driver education in high school then there should be a class on how to balance a budget. Is that why we’re so car crazy? Omg, conspiracy!
Hack #011: Home ownership is even better with elbow grease
Real estate is not for the faint hearted and if someone tells you that it is, they’re trying to sell you something. It’s a tough game and an ill set up could kick you back 10 years of diligent saving. We all know that one couple who brought a house in ’08, right?
When our sink plumbing leaked a few months back, my first instinct was to call the plumber. But oh, my wonderful husband and the laborious glory that is Google, figured out the issue within 10 minutes. A 25 cent screw came off and was causing the leak. Jared went to Home Depot and picked up a 25 cent screw and replaced it free. Having a plumber come out would have cost at least $100!
Hack #012: Persistence, Time, and passion
Persistence, time and the passion of pursuit is like nacho cheese…it goes good with everything 😂.
Sidebar: I added some nacho cheese into my ramen during my month of hell…everybody…it’s the most delicious thing ever (for under a $1). It’s so
Hack #013: Start TODAY!!!
The Soap Argument: “30 years is too long, pssh girl I can’t even right now…let me just get through the month.”
Yep it is! It’s really long.
30 years equals 360 weeks which equals 10,950 days which means that’ll be 262,800 hours and that comes to a grand total of 15,778,463 minutes.
You know what else?
It. Doesn’t. Matter.
I’ve yet to witness time standing still. The passage of time is all we can depend on. That and the natural course of human life. Chances are you will live beyond expectation thanks to the leaps and bounds we have made in medical science 4. Chances are you will have a fruitful life and march into your golden years with all kidneys and lungs in tact. Congratulations in advance to all the fat and healthy grand babies that will be fighting over who gets to hang off your walker.
The passage of time is inevitable.
It’s not “oh, I have 30 years to start” it’s more like “I have 30 years to make sure my granny bum is covered and covered well.”
Have I made my point?
Start now Mr. and Ms. Millennial.
Thanks for reading! Send cats and kisses if you enjoyed! Nacho ramen recipe coming up, like it or not.